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    by Published on 05-09-2012 10:09 PM
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    So...
    I've been talking and playing phone tag with the owners of this little "cupcake" shop and finally caught the owner.
    This woman "slithered" out of setting an appointment with me with the excuse of "we just signed on with the local "micro" newspaper".

    So I just took it in stride and hope they enjoy the 2000 readers of the first page only of a 6 page "half-assed" high school newspaper which they are guaranteed a small spot on the last page.
    Another example of a "stunningly foolish" business decision. This little shop is new with some heavy duty competition but,,, oh well.

    Then...
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    by Published on 05-02-2012 01:02 AM

    OMG LMFAO

    Seriously,
    you never know who or what will answer that phone.

    "customers? no,,, I don't want any customers"

    every personality is amazingly different,
    every work schedule more bizzare than the next,
    health clubs closed in the middle of the day,
    businesses that sit customerless while Open, week after week and the owner is on vacation,
    salons closed for lunch and dinner,
    businesses with 5 customers a day that don't want anymore customers,
    a woman of asian descent asking if there was a fee for new customers,
    a dentist office that mails two small postcards per month while his office is always unreachable,,,, ...